"Okay, Walter," the cop said, "I see your CHL permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am." Said Wlater
"Can you please tell me where your firearm is?"
Walter says "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket, I have a 9 mm Glock in the glove box, and a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop said. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk there's an AR-15, and a 12 gague, I think that's all of them."
"Walter, are you on your way to or from a gun range?" asks the officer.
Walter replies, "Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of?" asks the officer
Walter replies with all seriousness,